R is for R u white trash 2?

GLEN BECK
"I am white trash [I'm not.]. And a lot of people are white trash, and hold their family together the best they can [Why just hold my family together? Why not support them, encourage them? Be there for them, as a mother or father.]. And we're looking for somebody who's real, who's like us [I don't want somebody for president or VP, like me. Tie dye stained hands would look bad while signing bills into law.][Also, I don't have any guns, and don't need/want any. I wouldn't take yours though.] , who also has the courage to stand up [√], stand true to their convictions [√] and take on the Beltway robots [like McCain]."
-- CNN 9/2/08

Tragedy plus time equals comedy.
Woody Allen