Before embarking on the confrontation cookies (see previous post) we came up with a list of rude, but not mean, things 12 year old boys and older girls could say to someone they would like to know less. Once I reached my 20's I realized there were many scenes that I didn't have the script for. Just trying to help my kids learn the script. :)
Here are some examples that I am trying to teach SKJN&M:
Someone asks you to babysit, go on a date etc.? I'd love to but I can't.
Someone asks you a very personal, and inappropriate question? Why do you ask?
What is your phone number? 8o1-WAY-WRNG. [just give a wrong number, practice before you need it.]
::X::X::X::X::X::
The phrases needed to be short and slightly funny. Here is the list we came up with:
Scram
Plop
As if
Don't even
ha ha ha ha ha
1800 GET LOST
Get Lost
Thanks for Asking
Next Time
Not U Again
Just Try.
Ha Ha NO.
Go Away
UR A ...
Poop
Nasty
Forget It
& Who Are You?
What's that Smell?
Maybe next time?
No Thanks
No
Now Go Away
Hardly
Love to, Not
Right
Gross
Sick
In Your Dreams
My favorite: What's That?
Nice ones:
Cutie Pie
Ask Me
I hope.
Cool Cat
(heart) of Gold
Smiley Face
Cupcake.
Hey Z! Have any contributions?
hmmmm, me and reuben are thinking. . .
ReplyDelete-why are you talking?
-please don't
-it's not you, it's me
-that's against my religion
-I have a strong moral aversion to all moterized water vehicles (i coined and used that one)
-and usually I can deter almost any provo boy by just telling them when I graduated from high school or college. .
Ahhh, come on Z! You need to stop hang'n with the kindergarten set. Yeah, you are way too intimidating for that, just having graduated is a big deal to some of those Provo boys.
ReplyDeleteI think the comment about religion and motorized water vehicles (I'd add snow vehc. to that) is just a little long for a cookie though... Maybe one of those new-fangled printed ones though.
I liked the end of the video you posted: GOOD LOVE IS ON ITS WAY!
and if that doesn't work for you, you could drop an O. God love is one its way! or here...